Friday, April 11, 2008 @ 10:36 PM
Beauty.
Dictionary Definition: that quality of assemblage of qualities which gives the eye or the other senses intense pleasure.
Public's definition: I'M SUPERR HOTT! sizzling hott. *fuck your sense in beauty*

Geek.
Definition: To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.
Better definition of 'geek': An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. Geeks have as normal a social life as anyone, and usually the only way to tell if someone is a geek is if they inform you of their skills.
Public's definition: Euww. Ugly glasses, retainers, scruffy hair, fugly clothes and teeth. Just simply euww.
Beauty dating a geek. Do you see a problem in there?
Somehow, it's 80% a NO-NO and 20% a big happy yes.
................ Technical ...... SocialTitle
............ Skills ......... Skills
---------- ---------------- ------------
Normie ......... No ............. Yes
Geek ........... Yes ........... Yes
Nerd ............ Yes ........... No
Dork ............ No .............. No


dating a geek is not a problem, well maybe they do have minor hygiene problems. we could help them based on our beauty knowlegde, that's one reason for our 'FEMALE' existence. why hide your fashion tips from the guys when you could exchange ideas on fashion with your girlfriends for hours?
im dating a geek. a very adorable geek.
you can't change a geek's behavior, but you can change him physically. once a geek, always a geek.
i can tell you why it's worth it to date GEEKS.
  • one. they are super romantic guys. they'll do anything or buy you anything just to brighten your days. they may even give you the sun so your name is sunshine. geeks are your suprises unlike selfish school popular jocks. you fucking know these selfishes's intentions. they just wana fuck you and say goodbye in the A.M.

  • two. geeks are in tech-savvy world. think outside the box, they may build a laptop and name the laptop after your name. (: you should be grateful, ladies. geeks will create a website to commemorate his love for you. guess what, you can show off to your bitchy ass girlfriends.

  • three. intelligence. i bet every girls want intelligence cells planted in their boyfriends.

  • four. if he has a retainer, don't feed him cheese or anything sticky.

  • five. if he has ugly eyes, compliment him. he'll think the opposite. damn, a compliment from a hawt sizzling lady.

  • six. he has a big heart filled with worms.

  • seven. they'll do your homeworks and pass your grades.

  • eight. they don't flirt because they don't know how to flirt. so you don't have to lock him down because he is forever yours.

  • nine. they are not possessive. they satisfy you. trust me. they have at least more than 10 sex bibles.

  • last but not least. they fucking trust you. don't crush their hearts coz' they can crush you barrellion times than what you did to them.



awfully yours.